Religion has a sense of humour, and YOU are its JOKE

"Religion is the slavery of the mind."

Trust me, I can see your faces. I can see the irritation on some, pity on others and confusion on most but the best expression I can see is the pride laced with cockiness on my face.

I won't lie, I enjoyed every moment of writing this.

You may not understand because it was beyond you. But it is what it is, I suppose.

Before I continue, I would have you know that there are 3 classes of people reading this post;

• The hypocrites who will find issues with this post cus it’s not in line with their mentality.
• The ignorant fools under the guise of atheism.
• The cruisers who are just here to see what table is shaking.

But one thing is for sure, even though we both know you can’t academically, you surely would make the first class here cus you're the only ones I'm coming for today.

I would tell the atheists to stay tuned for the next post, but something tells me they won't believe that too.

So let's start with my believers. I find it funny how you say you have a God, one you've never met, one you don't know, one you've never encountered. I mean, doesn't it bother you how you can't prove his existence without the statements of books written by people long gone?

Forget the scriptures, show me your God, not some words that aren't even yours. You can't, right? I thought so—good luck proving his existence dear red-nosed clown.

Now calm down hun, I'm just getting started. Saying there are hundreds of religions globally Is an understatement, now don't you feel smart that you think "your God" is the supreme God. My dear Christians, you tell me other gods are man-made and cannot do anything, but yours performs wonders.

My dear, go and pour Adin on the Esu diety first and call your name with your chest, yes, your name. Then let's talk. My dear Muslims with the greatest God, just a question please, what makes him the greatest? Do you know, you don't? But you don't mind jumping to the rocks at every criticism hurled at your Religion. The question is "what has your God done to be supreme that others haven’t”?

Nothing? Amazing.

Islamic terrorists are very annoying. And that's putting it mildly. They are still chasing polygamous dreams in heaven, bombing because they are promised virgins in heaven. Of course, it's called a blessing according to your God. But it's greed, plain greed. They are just sex starved idiots that have been sold two bridges for the price of one.

But that's not even what's annoying, what is annoying is the Christians. Yes let's talk about Christians. What can I say? I stand for irreligious equality.

Why are they always playing the victims?

At least Islamic terrorists kill people of other religions, y'all kill yourselves with swords and with words. Don't you all feel rather dumb?

A man comes and says "women should cover their heads" on twitter and boom illiterate set of women under the guise of feminism come to spew stupidity, but a pastor and imam says it and its "ride on pastor/imam".

I would have added "lol" and "fools" but I want to be somewhat respectful to your idiotic sensibilities.

And to my traditional worshipers, don't you feel insulted at the manner at which you are sidelined. A bunch of you all, hundreds in fact summed up into a few letters. Your gods altered nature and normality, just like others. Immortals, with powers that shook the four ends of the earth. Where are those powers now or has your subscription finished?

Religion gives way to the existence of a God so, in all right, I can start a faith of my own. I can further threaten all who do not believe to a pit of hell. Why are you mad? Cus I said it? Where is the lie?

You see a person will remain the same way they were even after many years (I’d tell atheist to argue with their ancestors but I’m not certain they believe in that too). The only thing that causes a change is the people they've met and virtual materials they have seen. So before you kill yourself on my matter imagine being born in Egypt and you have seen the wonders their gods performed, would you believe a white man with a crucifixion story?

I'd go out in a limb and say no.

We have seen traditional worshipers kill pastors and imams and vice versa so who exactly is the supreme one or do y'all run on chakra? Are you being bankrolled by Kaguya?

Now, this is just scraping the surface, we have not even tapped the tip of the iceberg. Don't worry, you'll hear it, but not now, your brain is still being prepared to understand.

What I can say, however, is that religion is revamped colonialism. A mentality. It is the greatest gift and the greatest scam.

Now at the end of this post, there are 3 classes of people.

• Those who are still too dumb to relate with what just happened here. They are most likely pissed; not because their religion was questioned but the sudden realization that I just used your intelligence to catch cruise
• Those who disagreed initially but now agree but low-key are still a set of confused souls.
• And my dearest cruisers.

One thing is for sure, most of y'all made the first class, too bad you can't do the same on your school portal.

An advice tho, forget what they said God is and find what you know he is. Ciao!