SAY IT WITH YOUR CHEST

Before you start this, you must know two things. The first is that this article is quite long. Unnaturally so, perhaps. The second is that you not getting my jokes— which are always pristine by the way, is as a result of your failings, not mine. The third is that I don't really care if you're offended by my thoughts. And the fourth is that I'm not quite sure of how to count properly. A few weeks ago, while I was winning my 25th straight league title with Manchester United on the joke I call a computer playing the joke called Pes 2019, I got a sudden premonition. It wasn't the kind of premonitions you get the night before an exam— the sort of premonition that makes you quite certain you're going to bang the course, even though you've literally never had sex. It was an exciting kind. The kind you get when the class retard in your class stands up to say something you suspect is so ridiculously asinine that you would lose several brain cells just listening to it.  T...

In the end, flowers are fated to whither, rivers to dry and humans to die, the seemingly never e nding cycle of death and rebirth in reality ends for whoever dies or whatever withers and only begins for whatever or whomever is born. Philosophers will argue that in the grand scheme of things, the cycle never ends, but philosophers also say they know nothing and at this point, I agree with them. Before you think I am about to write something deep, kindly go back if you are not an anime fan, if you are, continue reading and when you're done, a thousand bijuudama multiplied by full counter if you do not share to fellow otaku's. You see, anime websites have been banned and the Nigerian Otaku universe is no longer in one piece. The Japanese government, in enforcing it's privacy laws has taken huge steps to protect one of the countries leading exports in terms of entertainment (anime.) While a lot of people see anime as childish, with the masses referring to it as cartoons, we the...